So as i journed to work i new that i would be working in the restaurant 2nite.. SALINGERS!..ok working the bar here was going to be fine, i could almost say relaxed. However i arrive into the restuarant and hear the news that a member of staff hasnt turned up and they have a new guy starting and i was to work "The Pass" for those of you who are fans of Hells Kitchen will know what this is. For those that dont imagine actual hell and you will get a clear idea of how it is!!
(its the metal hot plates where all the food is put for the waiters to take out 2 the tables (me and this new guy being the only waiters)

So the resurant has a million tables (ok 32) and i have no idea where any of them are so i create for myself a table plan....with this plan surely it carnt go that wrong, however 4mins later im told that it isnt "appropriate" to have this so i do quick gage of the tables and hope for the best!

carrying food randomy around a resturant is fun for the first 20mins but then it just becomes embarassing!

The Chef was patient with me which is one blessing however it was perhaps the most stressed i have ever been! starters, main course, side orders, room service, more main courses...burnt fingers, regualr abuse from the KP'S (kitchen porters) many of which carnt speak english so were insulting me in their own language.. however 6hrs later the last of the food i take out and the night is over!!
RESULT - £6 tips!

NEVER AGAIN!!