Food & Drink

The cost of a "Juice" as i walked around sainsburys today was on average (for a healthy good one) around £3 a carton minimum, even then i wasnt fully assured that is was all natural so i thought i would D.I.Y. it and use the juicer at my flat.

ACTION TAKEN IMMEDIATLY - i purchased carrots, celery, and other such "juicable" veg.
The results are as follows..



for more recipes please see www.tasteslikeshit.com/butitshealthy/screwthisiwantamcflurry.

sweet then sour

After a weeks worth of celebrations i decided it was pretty much time to end my birthday for this year...what better way to end this event than a meal out. not just any meal, a chinese meal...not just any chinese meal but a chinese buffet!!

Despite my sisters reservations about "all you can eat" chinese food my brother in-law and I pesuaded her to come with us to "China Red" in the o2 centre, other bloggers who may be familiar with this jaunt are "the em" and any other greedy bastards who arnt satisfied with one dish per person.

Usual reservations about all you can eat buffets are,
A - how fresh is the food?
B - Has the chicken cooled down, then been reheated thus doubling the bacteria.
c - Exactly how many different people have breathed on each dish.
D- Is it clean!....

despite these thoughts we ventured down..only to discover...



The fact that no specific reason is given raises far to many issues!..a simple lie would have guaranteed our return on re-opening such as "a fire"..."a death in the family" any such excuse however unforseen circumstances means one thing INFESTATION!

(richard holds no truth to any of the above statements, they are mearly speculation and will not be held accountable for any liable case brought to him through this posting. this is not slander, this is commenting on events)

Job options

As i celebrated my birthday a new job option came my way, obviously acting isnt the most secure proffesion in the world so you can imagine how delighted i was when an email arrived saying "Acting Job" on opening i soon realised by taking this "Acting" job it would mean a definate change in life style.
Bloggers please look out for the buzz words...

Dear Richard

HI!!! I noticed you were an Actor and a very handsome one too. When looking through your CV I noticed you were recently in the South Bank Show. How excellent!!
As it happens, I am currently hoping to employ a male Actor with the playing age of 20-30. He must be quietly confident, sophisticated and friendly. Does that sound like you?

Sorry, I should introduce myself…..My names Shelly and I have fifteen years experience as a Casting Director. So I understand how difficult it is when you are between roles.

I am particularly keen to hear from you because you are an attractive, classy and confident male Actor. I would be thrilled if you would consider joining my team of “Companions” I can offer you a wage of £25 per hour, and each booking will be a minimum of two hours plus your expenses.

Being a "Companion" would give you the opportunity to have a more flexible lifestyle and enough money to live on in between roles…..The job is so flexible that you can still attend auditions, take up acting offers or even supplement your existing jobs. You might even meet influencial people. Sound good? It’s really easy! And its fun too! You are under no pressure to be anything other than yourself. You’re an Actor! You have one hundred percent permission to use your wit, charm and acting skills.

During my research, I have discovered a big hole in the market; it’s simply this… “Companions for Women.”

NB:I would like to stress here that you would NOT be expected to have physical relations with ANY client. This job isn’t really any different than another public service like a hairdresser or mechanic. When they need a (short notice) date for a night, who else can they call????? Business women are often too busy to go to the pub and meet someone new or they may at short notice need a reliable Companion to attend a function.

WORK IS GUARENTEED
We receive approximately twenty requests a day. Here is a couple of examples:

CUSTOMER REQUIREMENTS

“Rachael Forman, (real name changed) Marketing Director requires companion for important business luncheon. Must have a good standard of RP and must be able to blend in comfortably.”

“Laura Lenson (real name changed) needs a male companion to make up a four sum date at her local restaurant.”
All our employees are given professional names so they can maintain their privacy and I never give out an employee’s mobile number or personal data.

If you would be interested in this amazing opportunity, please contact me
URGENTLY as we already have assignments suitable for you.
Love Shelly xxxxxx

A new year.

Its been a while coming but here is the new and improved Blog.

What better way to celebrate the coming of age than with a new style!.

Happy Birthday Rick.

Hollywood does History via animation through song.

PASSOVER is now half way through....and the food is slowly becoming tiresome and dull. Today was known as "Good Friday" and BBC1 showed THE PRINCE OF EGYPT. This film tells the story of Moses and the slavery of the Hebrews in Egypt, and how they were freed. THIS BEING THE STORY of passover. I was surprised with how detailed the film was, quotes from the old testament, hebrew songs......anyone wanting a quick lesson in Passover go to your nearest blockbuster now.

For now i will leave you with a clip from the film that explains the 10 plagues. Moses has returned to Egypt to ask his brother to "let his people go" ...a prize for anyone who can list them!...

And they passed over their houses....

PASSOVER - The best Jewish festival of the year starts tomorrow. For 7 days and nights, no bread, nothing with yeast in..basically for the next week i will have to eat "kosher" food. At passover we are meant to remember how the jews got freed from slavery (again) and before they escaped from egypt they didnt have enough time to let the bread rise and they had to eat the unlevened bread..HENCE why on Passover we carnt eat any bread or anything similar.

As the festival continues over the next week i will post some more primary evidance of passover with pictures of my family and indeed me partaking in the rituals and celebrations!
BLOGGERS HAPPY PASSOVER!