Job options

As i celebrated my birthday a new job option came my way, obviously acting isnt the most secure proffesion in the world so you can imagine how delighted i was when an email arrived saying "Acting Job" on opening i soon realised by taking this "Acting" job it would mean a definate change in life style.
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Dear Richard

HI!!! I noticed you were an Actor and a very handsome one too. When looking through your CV I noticed you were recently in the South Bank Show. How excellent!!
As it happens, I am currently hoping to employ a male Actor with the playing age of 20-30. He must be quietly confident, sophisticated and friendly. Does that sound like you?

Sorry, I should introduce myself…..My names Shelly and I have fifteen years experience as a Casting Director. So I understand how difficult it is when you are between roles.

I am particularly keen to hear from you because you are an attractive, classy and confident male Actor. I would be thrilled if you would consider joining my team of “Companions” I can offer you a wage of £25 per hour, and each booking will be a minimum of two hours plus your expenses.

Being a "Companion" would give you the opportunity to have a more flexible lifestyle and enough money to live on in between roles…..The job is so flexible that you can still attend auditions, take up acting offers or even supplement your existing jobs. You might even meet influencial people. Sound good? It’s really easy! And its fun too! You are under no pressure to be anything other than yourself. You’re an Actor! You have one hundred percent permission to use your wit, charm and acting skills.

During my research, I have discovered a big hole in the market; it’s simply this… “Companions for Women.”

NB:I would like to stress here that you would NOT be expected to have physical relations with ANY client. This job isn’t really any different than another public service like a hairdresser or mechanic. When they need a (short notice) date for a night, who else can they call????? Business women are often too busy to go to the pub and meet someone new or they may at short notice need a reliable Companion to attend a function.

WORK IS GUARENTEED
We receive approximately twenty requests a day. Here is a couple of examples:

CUSTOMER REQUIREMENTS

“Rachael Forman, (real name changed) Marketing Director requires companion for important business luncheon. Must have a good standard of RP and must be able to blend in comfortably.”

“Laura Lenson (real name changed) needs a male companion to make up a four sum date at her local restaurant.”
All our employees are given professional names so they can maintain their privacy and I never give out an employee’s mobile number or personal data.

If you would be interested in this amazing opportunity, please contact me
URGENTLY as we already have assignments suitable for you.
Love Shelly xxxxxx